Austin Scarlett

On certain occasions, I find myself watching bad reality television. The show most likely to draw me in, of course, is Project Runway. I’m a sucker for anything even ostensibly creative.

Of all of the designers, one of the most interesting is Austin Scarlett. He reminds me of every boy one of my best friends has ever dated.

Anyway, last week they designed for Ms. Piggy. Most ridiculous thing I’ve ever seen and it inspired Monsieur Scarlett to do this:

I don’t really think I need to say anything more. But it’s interesting to note he recently came out of the closet as “not completely gay.”

I love America.